you used to be a victim now you're not the only one

Accidents Will Happen -- Elvis Costello -- 1979



For the past 2 days, the local news has inundated our area with this ongoing story.

It sickens me. Aside from the questions I have about the mother's culpability in leaving her 2 year old for a week with these 2 scumbags, it doesn't take away from the fact that her toddler is dead.

So, in honor of the pigs who prey on the weak and vulnerable around the world, I would like to propose that we give them a dose of my very special type of medicine.


For the brother and sister in the article above, I suggest that we place them in a prison cell, together. We feed only one of them on every 5th day. Food smothered in hot sauce. Let the other watch as their sibling suffers the indignity of scarfing down hellaciously hot food to keep from starving. Knowing what is coming for them. No water will be served. If they get thirsty enough, let them drink from the toilet.

I think that might be a start. If they die, oh well. In my honest opinion, no great loss.


Then we can move on to this guy.
Let's take him out of isolation. For amusement. And leave his cell door open for one hour every night. Anyone who would like a swipe at him is welcome. As a matter of fact, let's arm the biggest and toughest prisoners with walkers and canes. Just for Jack. And then, for shits and giggles, we will take all of the prisoners diagnosed with Hepatitis, TB and HIV out of their cells to spit on him. Just like he did to his 2 elderly victims.


Then we will take our revenge on him.
With the same type of drill he used on his dog. Except we won't start with his skull. We'll strap him down and start lower. His feet. And work our way up. Slowly. A few burr holes at a time. When we get to the really sensitive parts, we'll prop his head up to watch.


We'll finish up the scumbag justice 2008 tour by visiting these 2.
I think a just punishment would be a little forced inhalation of their own. Maybe in the form of this , beginning at 800 ppm. We can work our way up to a higher dose if we so desire. We will carry out our plan of justice in a windowed room, with a video camera. For posterity sake.




Feel free to add scumbags of your choosing to my list. Together, we can devise appropriate punishments for them. It will be fun! Kind of like a scary stories sleepover.........except true.



C'mon. Whaddya' got?