I only have 99 things

maybe only 98 because my life is pretty mundane. Here goes:

1. My name was not supposed to be my name. My Mother wanted Kimberly, but when she was knocked out after delivery, my Father filled out the Birth Certificate with the name he picked.

2. I am an only child and I LOVE THAT.

3. I had an imaginary older brother when I was a kid.

4. I have 6 tattoos and hope to get more. I am addicted.

5. The smell of Cheetos makes me want to vomit.

6. The smell of Frito's reminds me of my dog's feet.

7. I want to live alone.

8. I want to eventually show a Poodle in the Conformation ring.....and win!

9. I despise math even though I can do simple formulas in my head unbelievably fast.

10. My favorite boss was a Nun.

11. I LOVE cars. Any kind, any style. I just love them.

12. I love calculators with little spools of paper in them.

13. I also love cash registers. Always have, but I prefer the ones with real buttons.

14. I read so many books that I sometimes buy the same ones twice without realizing.

15.I bought a bottle of perfume 13 years ago and have hardly used it.

16.I have road rage.

17.Someone broke my heart 18 years ago and I never got over it. I don't think I ever will.

18. I miss my Grandmother every day.

19. I might be obsessed with my dogs.

20. I might even like my dogs better than I like most people.

21. I have motion sickness.

22. I LOVE toddlers ( not in that way!)

23. Blue is my favorite color, except for eyes.

24. I wanted to marry Ricky Ricardo when I was little.

25.I know where my daughter's father lives and what he does, but I haven't told her.

26.I wish I had worn my retainers.

27.I like to watch Boxing.

28. I LOVE to keep my hair REALLY short. I don't care if it looks butch.

29. I have always liked androgynous men.

30. I don't like to wear turtlenecks.

31. I have never left the US.

32. I am not a good whistler.

33. I prefer being solitary.

34.I don't like the beach, but I would love to have a house on the beach.

35. I don't really care about many people.

36. I miss my Grandmother today.

37. I cheated on a guy with his best friend.

38.I could easily live without a TV, but not without a radio.

39.I think my mother killed my dog by accident, but I have never discussed it with her.

40.I pick the Peas out of every recipe. I hate them.

41.I have hurt someone in a physical fight.

42. I once tried to break my own hand.

43. I wanted a baby boy, and was disappointed when I had a girl.

44.I really hate cats.

45.I want to physically harm someone in my family.

46.I have intentionally lied to get someone else in trouble.

47.I once helped kidnap an abused dog.

48.I used to think there was a killer under my bed, waiting to grab my feet as I got in.

49.I don't like to speak to most people, but I am not afraid to give presentations at public events.

50.I don't like to drink alcohol.

51.I am sometimes afraid of my own anger.

52.I want to learn sign language.

53. I have always been fascinated by violent criminals.

54.The bottom of my feet are rough no matter what I do.

55. I was a nail-biter as a kid.

56.I once broke my ankle and didn't tell my Mother for 4 days because I didn't want to get into trouble.

57.I still think of myself as skinny even though I know I'm not.

58.I don't like Blonde men.

59.I dumped my best friend at a concert to get closer to the stage.

60.I am oddly fascinated with baby carriages.

61.I miss my Grandmother right now.

62.I once vandalized a neighbor's property.

63.I never graduated with the rest of my High School class. I missed too many days senior year and had to go to summer school.

64. I have broken my Mother's heart too many times to count.

65. My Mother is now my best friend.

66.I used to wish I was a boy, even though I LOVED boys.

67.I am glad I told my grandmother everything I wanted to before she died.

68.I am most glad that I told her it was OK to go ahead and die. I think she needed to hear that.

69.I want a job where my dogs can come to work with me.

70.I desperately want Grandchildren even though I know my daughter is way too young to have kids.

71. I am sometimes very conflicted ( ya' think?)

72.I LOVE to iron.

73.I also LOVE to organize.

74. I HATE to clean.

75. I also HATE to cook.

76.I have tried to commit suicide.

77.I once threatened to kill a young guy at a concert when he touched my daughter. I meant it.

78.I like listening to old people reminisce.

79.I sometimes cry from loneliness.

80.I got my motorcycle license when I was 36, but I don't have enough money for a bike.

81.If I had a bike, I would NOT wear a helmet.

82.I had way too much debt and had to join a credit counseling program to pay it off. I'm almost there.

83.I want to live where there are no winters.

84.I hate most of my Mother's family. They probably hate me back.

85.I take pride in the fact that people think I am a bitch.

86.I am ridiculously competitive.

87.I color my hair because I am too young to be Grey.

88.I once wanted to be a Pediatrician.

89.I am terrified of the Dentist and will avoid going for years.

90.I always thought I would die young.

91.I went to a drive-in to see a porn movie when I was a teenager.

92.My favorite Broadway show was Cabaret. Otherwise, I don't really like Broadway shows.

93.I love to drive fast....really, really fast.

94.A man with a British accent is my dream.

95.I am embarrassed to brag about my kid, even though she deserves it.

96.I nursed two tiny baby Robins to health after they fell out of their nest until they were old enough to fly away.

97.I hate that my life has become boring.

98. I love that my life is not caught up in drama.

99.I'm still missing my Grandmother.